Broken Barbie

A term typically given to an extremely attractive girl who, underneath the expensive make-up and perfectly manicured nails, is completely plagued by problems of anxiety, jealousy, selfishness and the complete inability of putting herself in the shoes of others. Her problems usually stem from a poor parenting, (usually) in a middle-class setting.
Roger: So, how did that date go with Sarah last week? She's incredibly stunning...

Karl: She's stunning alright - and completely fucked in the head! She's text me 46 times in the last 2 hours and has already threatened to cut my balls off if I don't send her flowers.

Roger: Sheesh... you've only known her for 2 weeks man. What a 'broken Barbie'.
by Smullo December 25, 2016
Get the Broken Barbie mug.

shrimp on the barby

To place a peice of meat, normally a nice prawn, on a barbecue. Used as a common saying in Australia.
Bloke 1. "Oi mate, chuck another shrimp on the barby im bloody hungry"

Bloke 2. "No worries cobber...ah shit, the barbys cactus mate, she aint gona cook to well on ere, we'll have to get the backup barby out mate."

Bloke 1: "No worries mate, do what ya gota do i just need that tucker in me now cob. Cheers mate, want another beer mate?"
by dah_man_ben October 13, 2006
Get the shrimp on the barby mug.

Ghetto barbie

She's so pretty but acts hood. She's like a ghetto barbie!
by k0487 October 17, 2015
Get the Ghetto barbie mug.

Feckless barbie

We had hoped that The presidents daughter would keep the president from being an egotistical dictator but she’s merely feckless Barbie.

Pretty and useless.
by Commiemommie June 02, 2018
Get the Feckless barbie mug.

Shardy Barbie

Female Methamphetamine Addict.

Often found endlessly primping and prepping themselves in front of the mirror, trying to clear up that one zit that's now the size of a dime because she wont leave it alone. Sometimes found clustered in hotel rooms with coloring books and three thousand colored pens. They skinny with bones and all, cause they don't eat. What teeth? Is that why they don't eat?
Aaawww, look, the shardy barbies have made up after one of them cut their shit with bath salts and gave everyone the worst week ever.
by White Trash Astronaut December 31, 2019
Get the Shardy Barbie mug.

barbie talk

We a conversation that should be more complex is made simple, as if it was said like kids playing barbies.
"Can I get a job here?"
"Okay, you're hired."
"Dude, that was total barbie talk."
by ajhdhvbads August 15, 2008
Get the barbie talk mug.

Barbie Juice

Mix of Barbiturate (check wiki) with anything you want
fucc that lean i wanna some barbie juice man
by Khwally Pwotter June 29, 2016
Get the Barbie Juice mug.