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Baked Potato

A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
mugGet the Baked Potatomug.

bake cakes

The act of an unmarried man playing house with a female.
I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.

Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch
by Crackface August 2, 2007
mugGet the bake cakesmug.

Web Baking

Chatting with a friend on the internet while both you and the friend are high. This is essentially getting high with a friend, but you aren't together.
Guy 1: "Me and J got so baked this weekend."

Guy 2: "That's chill. At whose house?"

Guy 1: "Both. We were Web Baking"
by haha420guysismokeweedhaha February 23, 2011
mugGet the Web Bakingmug.

bake train

A group of people going to smoke their favorite herb. Often times will manifest as a line, resembling a train of sorts where people are the railcars. In addition, as the train travels to its final destination it will "pick up" more, eager to bake, friends along the way--like an actual train!
1) (in response to questioning) Riding the bake train, dude!
2) The Bake Train is leaving the station, all aboard! (at 420!)
3) (when observing a group, clearly intent on smoking) Check out the bake train! Wonder where its headed...
4) (to potential passengers) Hop on the bake train, man!
by S.G.A. October 28, 2012
mugGet the bake trainmug.

Binge Bake

When an individual or group of individuals continuously smoke marijuana to achieve elevated levels of highness and longer lasting effects relative to the particular strain(s) smoked. With sativa strains, binge baking can be a fun thing to do before theme parks, before and during concerts, and for creative activities such as writing music. With indica dominant strains it can be useful when trying to go to sleep and also for medicinal properties suck as nausea and pain relief (although you probably will want to eat a lot).
Kyle:"Dude, let's binge bake some joints like we did that one time at the RHCP concert"

Dave:"Fuck yeah man, that was awesome"
by Captain Shoes April 29, 2014
mugGet the Binge Bakemug.

Baking Party

When a group of friends all go to someones house and each person brings a few dank bowls each and they just get toasted while playing board games and fun shit.
Baking party at my house on Friday ya'll. Don't forget your utensils and bowls!
by loeudocia September 23, 2013
mugGet the Baking Partymug.

baking the bread

A dance that can only be performed by a fat lady rolling her fists and pushing her palms down in the direction of the floor.
daaaaamn that lady was tearing it up on the dance floor!

Yeah, she was "baking the bread" hardcore!
by dragon777 July 30, 2010
mugGet the baking the breadmug.

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