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Baked Potato

A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
mugGet the Baked Potatomug.

bake cakes

The act of an unmarried man playing house with a female.
I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.

Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch
by Crackface August 2, 2007
mugGet the bake cakesmug.

baked brotato

when your bro is really baked!!!
Pass that bowl baked brotato
by moshjalone August 29, 2014
mugGet the baked brotatomug.

baking the bread

A dance that can only be performed by a fat lady rolling her fists and pushing her palms down in the direction of the floor.
daaaaamn that lady was tearing it up on the dance floor!

Yeah, she was "baking the bread" hardcore!
by dragon777 July 30, 2010
mugGet the baking the breadmug.

Baking Party

When a group of friends all go to someones house and each person brings a few dank bowls each and they just get toasted while playing board games and fun shit.
Baking party at my house on Friday ya'll. Don't forget your utensils and bowls!
by loeudocia September 23, 2013
mugGet the Baking Partymug.

Binge Bake

When an individual or group of individuals continuously smoke marijuana to achieve elevated levels of highness and longer lasting effects relative to the particular strain(s) smoked. With sativa strains, binge baking can be a fun thing to do before theme parks, before and during concerts, and for creative activities such as writing music. With indica dominant strains it can be useful when trying to go to sleep and also for medicinal properties suck as nausea and pain relief (although you probably will want to eat a lot).
Kyle:"Dude, let's binge bake some joints like we did that one time at the RHCP concert"

Dave:"Fuck yeah man, that was awesome"
by Captain Shoes April 29, 2014
mugGet the Binge Bakemug.

biscut baking

eye fucking; as in making bed-room eyes at a person, normaly making them horny.
OMG; that hot ATO guy was soooo biscut baking me on the B-Bus!!!
by BOOZIE Girl IU December 19, 2007
mugGet the biscut bakingmug.

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