fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress

used by a guy when he sees a really hot girl

Guy 1: "Dude, look at that hot ass girl!"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah, she's got some nice titties."

Guy 1: "Fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress."

by talldude65 July 21, 2010

bend over backwards to bend you over forwards

to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)

Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass

An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.

Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.

by Skandranon July 19, 2011

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

Backwards Triangle

Used to insult people on how fucking stupid they are, but you cant swear because the teachers ass is grinding on you.

Tim: Hey man if you think about it logically, a dog is just a really tall giraffe.
Tom: I just have to ask........are you alright in the head? You absolute backwards triangle?

by bricktileflavouredsoda February 15, 2022

Great Leap Backward

The Great Leap Backward was an economic and social campaign within the United States starting in 2025, led by the Republican Party. President Donald Trump launched the campaign to transform the country from at the time the most advanced economy into an industrialized sociely. Millions of people lost their livelihood during the Great Leap. It led to the Second Great Depression, one of the largest economic crises.
The Great Leap Backward stemmed from multiple factors, including the purge of intellectuals, the surge of less-educated radicals, the need to find new ways to generate domestic capital, excessive tariffing resulting in alienation from the world stage, and weak, spineless Democratic Party politicians kowtowing to the right in the name of “finding middle ground”

John: Gee willikers, The Great Leap Backward got me laid off and with ever increasing prices, I can’t afford anything!

Joe: That’s tough, John. Say, why don’t you join us in PEACEFULLY PROTESTING AT THE NATION’S CAPITAL ON JULY 4, 2025 AT NOON to make your concerns known?

John: What a fantastic idea! They can’t send us ALL to Salvadorian labor camps.

by Gerard Finnley May 24, 2025