dylan tyler ates

The one person in the world i would die for. They are so kind and giving but can never see it themselves. They are amazing kissers and can use they’re words extremely well. They get flustered at flirty comments as they are usually the flirty one.

Person a: You know Dylan Tyler Ates, that’s the man I’m gonna marry one day.
Person b: I wish I could find my Dylan Tyler Ates

by Dylans_girlfriend November 15, 2020

ate cunt

Similar to serving realness, serving cunt takes serving realness to the next level. It’s pussy power. Bold. To the point. And overall extravagant. Any gender is able to serve cunt. It’s a mindset.

Omg Chloe you ate cunt tonight!

by xxkaybenny December 11, 2023

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

ate a sour mouse

Looks like a very stuck up, pissed off person; unapproachable

I was going to talk to that lady but she looks like she ate a sour mouse

by Blonde3456 August 20, 2022

i ate a rock

if you say this your saying your dumb

i ate a rock

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 30, 2022

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

ate

to serve pussy/cunt effortlessly

-Did you see what Karen wore today?

-Yeah, she totally ate it up!

by puss puss puss November 12, 2022