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Ashton

Ashton is the guy who falls in love very fast with a lot of people very nice guy but is always using things to compensate for having a very small penis. Overall Ashton is a very good friend but catches feelings very quick and has a micro penis
Ashton is a super good friend that’s why I friend zoned him
by Tim Warner January 19, 2019
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Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
Ashton burns has a micropenis, everyone laugh at him!
by Wize Guy. April 27, 2022
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Ashton

Ashton is the type of person to call you when you're feeling down but not know what to do but talk and sit there in a call with you. He does his best to make you feel special and make you feel like you mean something to anyone. He's a nerd and enjoys talking about memes and likes to scream when he can. Ashton makes you think better about yourself in any case because he tells you he loves you and when he trusts you with his past you seem to love him more. He's a huge guy and will tower over you but he's just a big teddy bear. Whatever you do though...don't touch his hair.
Amy: Sooo... Is that Ashton?
Me: Yeah, he might not look the part, but he's an amazing guy.
by rose2202 May 8, 2018
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Ashton Round

A queer beaner that is looking for his green card. I need him back on my lawn it is getting long so if you find him lmk.
Did you see Ashton Round he needs to be back on my farm!
by WiiSports June 8, 2019
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Ashton

A annoying girl with no sense of humor or friends. She is normally ran over and back stabbed.
Girl: Hey have you met that Ashton girl?
Boy: Ew no why would I ?!
by Kay_Altman June 4, 2020
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Ashton

ashton is a stupid bitch and fucks up shit
by isthatlilsauce June 29, 2022
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ashton

when a soccer ball, basketball, etc hits you in the face
"Bro yesterday I saw like 3 people getting ashton'd yesterday in P.E."
by shrek(real) January 21, 2022
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