Armstronging

The act of cycling after getting high, a particularly popular occurrence in Amsterdam.

"I was really Armstronging it back from that coffee shop last night"

by americaninnetherlands April 22, 2013

Armstrong Lie

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.

I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.

by DB Beej July 17, 2014

Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

Jack Armstrong

While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.

Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.

They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.

Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.

Want to know what is more romantic than The Notebook?

Jack Armstrong is.

by SandyDunes November 2, 2014

Kane Armstrong

Kane a small man with a small penis uselly hides his relashionships from friends

Kane Armstrong is here girls

by Big man with a beard July 2, 2018

Armstrong bc

Armstrong bc is a shit hicktown town full of old people and farmers and nothing to do the most you can do is play frogger in the highway

Armstrong bc is a shithole

by Shithole of a town February 8, 2019

Rodney Armstrong

The first man to purchase a Cher CD, scented candles, and Crocs in a single transaction (Scott Hilburn Reference)

Man, you're following in the legacy of Rodney Armstrong with that purchase!

by lankyy May 29, 2018