Kneel Armstrong

When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)

“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Lucas armstrong

Lucas armstrong is the best person ever, if minions were real they would have Lucas as their leader

wow If I were to think of the best person ever I'd say "Lucas Armstrong"

by bensonmoebrayfan March 9, 2022

Armstrong Lie

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.

I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.

by DB Beej July 17, 2014

Neil Armstrong

He did indeed have a dick but identified as a female leading many researchers to think he was a woman

Neil Armstrong big hairy black dude that dressed as a woman

by Fox News 101 March 7, 2022

Alex Armstrong

Alex Armstrong

Alex Armstrong

by xXProxxGaymerrrrxxxX May 29, 2021

Armstrong starter

CB radio jargon for the old hand-crank-start automobile engines. A clever "play on words", using the common last name "Armstrong" as if it is the name of the crank-device's inventor, when in fact one truly does need "strong arms" to operate it.

Guy #1: Will your wife get to drive your restored flivver in the parade this afternoon?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I have to run back home first and get it going for her --- it's got an Armstrong starter.

by QuacksO November 1, 2011

Rory Armstrong

The type of person that would brush their teeth just to drink orange juice

Rory Armstrong is super hot and awesome and cool and sexy

by Rory Armstrong December 3, 2021