Billie Joe Armstrong

hottest man alive, like ever. Like.. THE hottest man ever. likeee… you don’t get it this man is SO HOT its insane like BROOOOO……

“Billie Joe Armstrong is literally so hot like omfg…. i want him to marry me.”

by JackYuhYuh August 27, 2023

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Armstrong effect

The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon

"I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"

by tsddan December 30, 2023

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Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

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Armstrong

The first to do something

Adam is my Armstrong; I lost my virginity to him last year.

by myarmstrong July 20, 2024

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CB radio jargon for the old hand-crank-start automobile engines. A clever "play on words", using the common last name "Armstrong" as if it is the name of the crank-device's inventor, when in fact one truly does need "strong arms" to operate it.

Guy #1: Will your wife get to drive your restored flivver in the parade this afternoon?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I have to run back home first and get it going for her --- it's got an Armstrong starter.

by QuacksO November 1, 2011

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