Alaskan Cousins

When both you and another person have eaten out or given a blowjob to the same person.

Vinny: Hey, did you fuck both those girls? Did you make them Eskimo Sisters ?

Brad: Naw but they both blew me, now they're Alaskan Cousins

Vinny: Aye you the man!

by That_Hoe_Haley October 23, 2017

Alaskan Chainsaw

When you're about to finish inside of a female and tell her "THE CONDOM BROKE!!" But it really didn't, and then you pick her up and do a front-flip, slamming her onto her back.

Yamari: "Bro I just saw a video of some dude giving a girl an Alaskan Chainsaw."
Camden: "Yeah bro I think that was me."

by locotard November 29, 2022

alaskan abortion

A sex act where a girl is fisted so hard that the person preforming the act is elbow deep into the girls vagina

Four play for so intense to the point that he gave me an Alaskan abortion.

by The_big_boy226 June 26, 2017

Alaskan 40oz

When someone drinking a cold 40oz and starts a racist rant about jews and black people.

I was drinking 40's with Tom last night and when we were talking about social justice he started going off on an Alaskan 40oz. I didn't know he was such a bigot.

by Frosty Degen December 30, 2022

Alaskan baguette

When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.

my girlfriend wanted to do the Alaskan baguette last night, should I be worried.

by Notspenc November 27, 2018

Alaskan Tubeline

Derivative of popular sexual intercourse strategy for the best alpha chad males in the milky way galaxy "Alaskan Pipeline" the perfected version of this has been thought throughly and perfected for male gay nigger jew sex enjoyers. Alaskan pipeline is the action of secreding your diarrhea into a XL condom, freezing it for 24 hours and inserting it into ones urethra so that the partner (usually gay nigger) squeezes it romantically and slowly.
Made in Madison IN by Shawe Memorial Student, former future entrepreneur.

I had a nice alaskan tubeline with my dad

by OH BOY(; February 14, 2022

Alaskan Freefall

The act of ejaculating off a tall building's balcony during extremely cold weather, resulting in your semen freezing before it reaches the ground.

I thought it was raining cum until I looked up towards a building and I saw Jackson doing an Alaskan Freefall

by The Definition G November 27, 2017