absolute andrew

"Hey did you try Absolute Andrew?"
"Nah man, I prefer Absolute Ashley."
by Hola213 December 07, 2013
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Absolutely cold

Very cold, an exaggeration referencing the absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible.
"It is absolutely cold this morning. I can't even feel my nose anymore!"
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Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).
"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre May 01, 2013
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bio-absolutism

Proffers that society is a dialectic between people with high levels of sex hormones and people with low levels of sex hormones.

Anathematic to historical materialism which posits that society is a conflict between high-capital people and low-capital people.
Bio-absolutism is the rhizomatic (Guattarian) counterpart to Marx's dialecticical materialism.
by zanderfin August 23, 2020
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absolutely louis walshed

When you fall over spectacularly.
"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".
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Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)
Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
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