The dude that sits down next to you in some type of public setting (ie a public bus) and smells like he took a bath in Axe body spray, talking on his cell phone about this bitch he fucked last night, and eating some type of food very loudly and chewing with his mouth open. Also can be known as a douchebag
by iwillnotgetbutthurt April 4, 2013
Get the assholemug. Someone who resembles an awkwardly large dinosaur, smug cat, or ogre. They have a penchant for counting money and wearing ill-tailored suits. They can often be seen frequenting banks and loitering outside commerce buildings. They travel primarily by foot or by bus because the audi belongs to their mother. They like to have a lot fun and often interpret normal conversation as being extremely dramatic. Assholes comprise a surprisingly large portion of the population.
by Oxford Pressss April 13, 2011
Get the Assholemug. A two faced, not afraid to steal from their mother, sheep dick remover. Usually found in craven arms but can also be found in Ludlow or swindon. Normally IN A state of skooky dispersition.
by Bet on beth June 17, 2015
Get the Assholemug. by KillerNuns21 July 30, 2010
Get the assholemug. by Beltazar October 14, 2017
Get the Assholemug. Something nobody can truly be because it is literally a hole. Unless they mean nothing to you friend wise.
by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018
Get the Assholemug. A closeted attention whore who posts terrible childhood pictures of their best friend in order to get "likes" on Instagram and Facebook. When that no longer proves to be enough of a thrill, they create obnoxious fake Instagram accounts using their friend's nickname and post annoying pictures posing (sort of?) as said friend. They're charming, really. An asshole may also be defined as "Allie."
by Jcrack April 29, 2013
Get the Assholemug.