Typically a male Gemini who will tell you he loves you but lie. Usually very lacking in the length department if you know what I mean. Cheater. Compulsive fibber and drama king. Especially the ones in raytown Missouri. STAY AWAY. seriously. Run for your life.
by thepussyslayer October 16, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. He gets angry at small things on a daily basis, hates blue books, and most importantly has a small willy
Jordan has a small willy!
by JordanhasAsmallWilly July 26, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan has huge nostrils that can fit the whole world in them. He is usually in love with Taylor’s and I super annoying and gay and way TOO clingy.
by Hshshsshshshs May 30, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. a creature with talons like iron and a singular nipple as long as a sword. His creature has no emotion and uses his nipple-sword to attack. Roams the streets of New York City and fucks pigeons.
Person 1: What is that creature
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...
by Amelia Winters June 8, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. Jordans are amazing. They usually have long ass hair. They like smiling, tempting the ladies and flipping over shit (parkour). They make great friends and amazing partners. You're one lucky girl if you have a Jordan. They're great at fixing things and might have a little ADHD. But they're sooooo cute. And they have great abs. Most of them are already taken. If you find a Jordan, hold on to him and cherish him.
by Runawaywriter October 30, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is a fuck boy, someone who dates everyone, thinks their the shit when they're actually not. A guy who thinks it's "cute' to pout in pictures, someone who has over 200 girls on Facebook and flirts with them all.
by InfiniteBeauty February 20, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. by Dp3s January 8, 2017
Get the Jordanmug.