Chris

A name that is synonymous with extraordinary traits and features. The name 'Christopher' is derived from ancient Egyptian royalty, hieroglyphics depict the subject as always being with Bitches.

That man Chris, done fucked all the bitches.

by HoWtOdOyOu December 20, 2016

Chris

Potato

Person 1: Potatoes
Chris: Goddamn it

by I_speak the_truth September 26, 2019

Chris

A person who is always wrong.

Oh my gosh, you are being such a Chris right now.

by jayyykayyy May 31, 2018

Chris

A huge cock who likes one of your friends crush but won admit it.

Chris is a faggot

by Babyboi1212 February 18, 2019

Chris

He’s a hot lookin guy but will cheat with u, in many ways, that’s because a lot of people like him.

Chris why are u cheating on me

by Fissticks January 19, 2020

Chris

A complete and total douche bag. He loves playing video games, as well as searching the internet for a quick hook up. extremely toxic in relationships bc he is always messaging girls asking for nudes, even offering compensation for them. Once caught cheating he promises to never do it again saying he loves you, Do not be fooled!! He has and never will stop cheating for anyone including YOU, he only gets better at hiding it. His background with computers and i.t. work make it a breeze to keep things hidden

girl1: guess who asked me to send him nudes
girl2: chris?
girl1: yeppers even offered me $100 to send them
girl2: damn

by unicorn110517 January 12, 2019

chris

The man I am going to marry. He is beyond funny and the sweetest person I have ever met. He is the love of my life. Most def the cutest thing you will ever see. there are no words to describe how amazing he truly is. Chris is a hot piece of ass and he is all mine.I am so thankful to have him in my life.

Chris is the shit and i love him MORE.

by CHRIS N COURT November 10, 2016