Jesse

A gay boy who likes talking sus and is really gay. Also has a huge fetish and love for Brad Pitt and men in general.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jesse?
Guy 2: I don't dare go near that man, he'll probe me if I get near.

by BleachedFacism November 26, 2019

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An over grown lap dog that is obsessed with cuddles and being a psycho.

that is such a Jesse!!!!

by XOXO😍😘 January 3, 2018

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some gay kid who has a very tiny microscopic penis

jesse they gay cunt

by Itz-K-V March 18, 2019

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owns a cold exterior that hides a massive softie. makes school trousers look good and not yet cankled, somehow not 30 stone despite consuming more saturated fat that you can shake a stick at. despises children but backs it up with fair evidence, however inexcusably rates H. might want to consider longer jumpers. walks like she’s on a space hopper. hella fire still.

jess what are you doing with Warwick Davies’ poo sock?

by bruhski December 20, 2019

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Jesse is someone you should never let go. He normally has brown longish hair and blue or brown eyes. He’s really stubborn and sometimes rude but he doesn’t know it. He’s super sweet and loyal and will never let his girl cry alone. As a strong headed person, he goes for what he wants and won’t let you try and tell him otherwise.

Girl 1: Dude, did you see Jesse?
Girl 2: Yeah, he’s so awesome.
Guy 1: Jesse turned me gay.

by NerdyDog September 22, 2019

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