A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol
Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok
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Parents: When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt ridden two years later see Alexander's mother bed ridden half dead, sittin in their own sick, the scent thick- And Alex got better but his mother went quick
Job: Started workin, clerkin for his late mother's landlord
Where: Well, the word got around, they said, 'this kid is insane, man!' took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Parents: When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt ridden two years later see Alexander's mother bed ridden half dead, sittin in their own sick, the scent thick- And Alex got better but his mother went quick
Job: Started workin, clerkin for his late mother's landlord
Where: Well, the word got around, they said, 'this kid is insane, man!' took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
my name is Alexander Hamilton, And theres a million things I haven't done, but just you wait... just you wait...
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"Bro, where do you go to school?"
"Central High, in Hamilton County Schools District."
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"Central High, in Hamilton County Schools District."
"Oh fuck no, I feel bad for you"
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