by bordencowsgf February 3, 2023

A pedo that likes little girls and guys, always throwing parties because there ain't no party Like a Cruz party, Cruz is the type of guy who looks up to Drake and diddy always looking for that cupcake shop like EDP
You see that cupcake over there that must be Cruz’s
You see that little girl over there that must be Cruz’s Girl Friend
You see that little girl over there that must be Cruz’s Girl Friend
by Lilpumpcus May 16, 2025

One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.
Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"
by Black-Bandit June 9, 2018

Have you seen Mari Cruz all in gold?
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colours all around
Like a sunset going down
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colours all around
Like a sunset going down
by zgzfbhgdm,kgj.-k October 17, 2022

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON EVER. Everyone loves her. Has great taste in music and is the best friend you could ever wish for. :)
by popoycacaypipi November 23, 2021

by Kidbazooka2105 August 18, 2022

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Haley Cruz?
Person 2: Yeah isnt she that one little tiny 5'2 brown midget?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Yeah isnt she that one little tiny 5'2 brown midget?
Person 1: Yeah
by Mksg February 28, 2024
