Avery Cruz

shortest orangutan in the world

Woah is that a orangutan?
“No it’s Avery Cruz.”
“Whys he so orange and short”

by bordencowsgf February 3, 2023

Cruz

A pedo that likes little girls and guys, always throwing parties because there ain't no party Like a Cruz party, Cruz is the type of guy who looks up to Drake and diddy always looking for that cupcake shop like EDP

You see that cupcake over there that must be Cruz’s

You see that little girl over there that must be Cruz’s Girl Friend

by Lilpumpcus May 16, 2025

Jose de la Cruz

One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.

Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"

by Black-Bandit June 9, 2018

Mari Cruz

She comes in colours everywhere
She combs her hair
She's like a rainbow

Have you seen Mari Cruz all in gold?
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colours all around
Like a sunset going down

by zgzfbhgdm,kgj.-k October 17, 2022

María Cruz

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON EVER. Everyone loves her. Has great taste in music and is the best friend you could ever wish for. :)

I wish María Cruz was my friend, nahh i wish i was her!

by popoycacaypipi November 23, 2021

Cruz

Cruz is a sexy unit who gets all the ladies and all the men and he has a 20 meter peter defeater.

that guy with all the ladies must be a cruz

by Kidbazooka2105 August 18, 2022

Haley Cruz

Little tiny 5'2 brown midget

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Haley Cruz?

Person 2: Yeah isnt she that one little tiny 5'2 brown midget?

Person 1: Yeah

by Mksg February 28, 2024