Calvin

baked

"Omg look at Calvin, he's always so baked and loves saying baked as well in AGDS."

by bakedcalvin August 10, 2021

Calvin

So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream

I saw this guy and he made me scream sounds like a Calvin to me

by Handleball229 September 28, 2023

Calvin

Calvins are very nice people. They make other people happy and are very helpful and kind. Calvins deserve the world. We need more Calvins in the world.

Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: My friend Calvin!!
Person 1: Wow! He must be a nice person!

by Runeee October 31, 2021

Calvin

Calvin is a toxic , smart ,handsome he is very lovable & when you meet a calvin you will get very attached. Calvin is a very funny too . Calvin also has a long dick and he is a lady man so better hide your girl

omg , you mess with a calvin

calvin…has a big dick

by saintsfan9 November 22, 2021

Calvin

someone that has a FAT ass

sheesh look at that absolute dumptruck, he must be a Calvin.

by sheepdog316 November 23, 2021

calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.

Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.

by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021