Hog scalding

Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.
"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"
by Uncle Club February 02, 2020
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hog knob

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!
by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018
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handy hog

Is a guy who goes to strip clubs and hogs all the action
Patrick is such a handy hog
by Boonshanka November 17, 2019
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Tator Hog

A very, very fat or obese female.
The Tator Hog asked me thirds at dinner last night.
by weed mike October 24, 2009
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hogs hungers

Something that is really good, excellent or some may say, 'the best'.
Better than the dogs bollocks
Oi!.. Squire!.. Make your way over here and taste this anchovy soup, it really is the hogs hungers! The hogs hungers I tells you!
by jack bunkers April 08, 2008
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forum hog

One who posts constantly on a online bulletin board system, often to gain the respect of a moderator or administrator, though also perhaps just for personal gain (post count) or to gain respect from the community at large.
"He's a right forum hog he is!"
by Splatzone October 21, 2007
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hog senses

The gut feeling before something significant happens.
My hog senses are tingling, I think eric is about to fight.
by Hog-rider March 23, 2023
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