Tossed Salad With Ranch

When you cum in a girl’s asshole and either you or someone else eats it out.
Aunt Myrtle gave Uncle Jeff a tossed salad with ranch and now his breath smells like truffle butter
by ~]sTrOkEmYcAcTuS[~ November 23, 2018
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Butter Miking the Ranch

When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.
I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!
by Beekeeper Jeff April 20, 2019
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meanwhile, back at the ranch

A humerous phrase indicating a simultanious happening.

Derived from old Western TV shows or movies. Something exciting would be happening out on the range somewhere (or in town, etc), but at the same time something else would be happening at the home base, i.e. the ranch.
The bank is being robbed by Smoky Joe and the Goatnose Gang! Will Whitehat Willy be able to foil the desperadoes in time?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, little Betsy has discovered a gold nugget in the family's stream.
by Athene Airheart May 04, 2004
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dude ranch

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by DudeoftheDay March 21, 2005
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Whitely Peak Ranch

A wannabe cow ranch with some of the most pathetic trout fishing. A place where horses respond to coyote callers and where city slickers live out there dreams to be cowboys. It is just west of Kremmling CO aka Kremtucky!!
Yo Bro you headin to Whitely Peak Ranch? Yeah man going to catch some guppies and get me a mustache ride....

Dude I just got back from Whitely Peak Ranch learned how to fall off a dirt bike and roll an ATV
by DeadPioneerLady October 07, 2011
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Carrot Dipped in Ranch

A white person who appears to be a good and friendly sweet person, but is really just as mean and racist as Donald Trump, making them orange on the inside. They are very hard to spot and sly people.
"You know, I really thought he was a cool person, but after making that racist comment, he is a carrot dipped in ranch."
"That carrot dipped in ranch needs to stop running his mouth and being so racist!"
by dfhnk June 08, 2017
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Alabama Ranch Hand

When your girl wants to be preggo but you like blowjobs too much. You cum in her mouth, she snowballs into your mouth, and you use your mouth to inject the cum into her pussy.
Did you hear Doug gave Suzanne an Alabama Ranch Hand? They are due in November.
by January 24, 2022
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