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the Steven theory

after 10 hours Steven goes weird and starts lots of arguments
I think this is weird Steven. the Steven theory is true
by viobio2 November 8, 2022
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Steven Michael

Is a grandiose kinda guy and loves to play..... the field.
He was such s Steven Michael I had to kick him to the curb!
by Boo150 April 21, 2019
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A Clint Stevens

A classic blunder known in the speed running world, in which you improve too quickly and so you’ll have reds for the rest of your life
Super really fucked up by pulling a Clint Stevens, he’ll never beat that Minecraft speedrun time
by Sorrow_boy November 1, 2020
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Steven Moffat

Satan. Pure and 100% Satan. This man is known for lying to fans of Doctor Who and Sherlock. Well known for leaving massive cliffhangers at the end of a season. The man who decided it would be a good idea to only put 3 episodes per season of Sherlock and only put out new seasons every 3 fricking years.
Wow, Steven Moffat really wants the people to come after him. He left that episode on a massive cliffhanger. Again.
by FuckingDieStevenMoffat February 13, 2018
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Stevious Steven

pronunciation: stee-vee-ous stee-ven

Stevious Steven was born in 30th August 50BC and is still alive till this day. He is known for his iconic sister, Linda.
Steven has many health conditions including: osteoporosis, dementia, hyperthyroidism, syphilis and gonorrhoea.

Steven is a very amorous man towards an interracial. He is also very dishonest and toxic, bringing your self-esteem to a minimum.
In terms of love life, he has many side hoes/back-up including: Vance, Johnson, Ethan and Akash for an example.
Stevious Steven should sing.
Steven in the library not studying
Person One: Its been 7 hours at the library, how many questions have you done for the exam tomorrow?
Steven: Um... half a question and scrolling through twitter

Person One: Oh God... to be Stevious Steven
by your mum's side hoe November 3, 2021
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Jada stevens

Loves to sit in Dominic’s face and make him cum she’s the best at dick riding Dominic they have the best sex ever
Dominic is going to end up getting that Jada stevens chick pregnant
by Dick chin uppercut July 9, 2023
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Sufjan Stevens

A musical God. Known for using many different instruments in creating his sound.
Zack: Who's your favorite musician?
Sam: Sufjan Stevens.
Zack: Why?
Sam: He's a musical God.
by Influenza September 15, 2008
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