Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer
by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021
Get the Bald Stanleymug. A line Spoken by The Narrator in The Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe If you stay in the broom closet long enough.
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, he probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.
by Stanley-P July 7, 2024
Get the Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupidmug. An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.
My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.
by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017
Get the Stanley Steamermug. stanley steamer
When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.
When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.
by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019
Get the Stanley Steamermug. by StopLampTime October 30, 2018
Get the A Stanleymug. This word describes the canon event/tradition of every person who wins the Stanley cup. The winners all must dip their testicles into the Stanley cup trophy filled with beer
Im going to put my balls in the Stanley cup filled with beer. I’m going to beer ballin Stanley cup dipper
by Pennypie33333 May 25, 2025
Get the Beer ballin Stanley cup dippermug. Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area
Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!
by WoodyWood36206 October 24, 2020
Get the Stanley Steamermug.