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Instagram

This is why koreans are using instagram too much
Instagram: Puuung started following you
Eun: Not again park
by Hyebun1 May 12, 2021
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Instagram model

A person who is really untalented moneymaker who profits off insecurity of young girls
Sally: I really wanna be like Instagram model!
Bob: don't shes toxic
by annbananyyy October 30, 2021
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Instagram

A popular social media in which brain damaged millennials either live fake lives, or steal Reddit memes at least a month after being born. (There is a possibility of something different and good happening PewDiePie wedding, world record egg, etc).
SSSniperwolf is an INSTAGRAM influencer who photoshops every post she makes
by Sodium Chloride Bean Dip December 1, 2019
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Instagram sign language

Initiating contact through someone's Instagram profile by liking their older posts. Sometimes responded by nothing, other times responded in the same fashion. Usually means they are interested in you and you should slide in their dms. Can be considered a mating call.
"Dude how did you end up talking to that hot chick at the bar last night?"
"Well I had her insta so I started with some Instagram sign language."
by Olivertwist23 January 22, 2019
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instagram president

A president who goes politically inactive and turns to posting cool photos on his Instagram after their term, hoping to keep a very simple and positive perception.
After years of not helping the democratic party and standing on the sidelines, instagram president Obama has come back to endorse Joe Biden and stop Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination.
by ProbablyAHacher June 24, 2020
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Instagram guitarist

A musician who attempts to impress others on social media with videos showcasing their technical abilities on the instrument, yet creates lackluster original music, if any at all.
Often a gearslut.
Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...
by Anybody, et al. March 31, 2022
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