by Zachary O'Brien December 17, 2016

He's the nicest person you will ever meet. He has a horrible sense of fashion, and only wears two colors all the time. But he always cares about how you're doing, and will save your life even if you don't ask him to. He's always there to make you laugh with his sarcastic wry wit.
He's very brutally honest, but never intends to hurt you. You will fall in love with him within the first few weeks of knowing him.
He's very brutally honest, but never intends to hurt you. You will fall in love with him within the first few weeks of knowing him.
Zachary: "I'm proud of you"
by rando779 August 3, 2022

My theater arts teacher who sexually assaulted 2 y/o and a 5 y/o when he was 15- look it up as " Zachary Turner assaulting girls" and it will pop up as the 2 ND website for more info of the HORRIBLE things he did to the small poor children.
by Goldilocks:) November 7, 2021

Zachary has a humongous cock. It’s so big his nickname is the horse. All the ladies want a peace of him. He hates nerdy fat people named Maxwell. Zachary comes with many nicknames such as: “big strong Zach”, “strong pussy slayer Zach”
by I love Kendrick November 21, 2023

Best boy ever. Amazing and caring. Such a sweetheart, funny and cute. Always makes people, me, happy. Always there when you need him, no matter what he's doing. A roblox player with no life, jkjk he has a life he is just lifeless when it comes to roblox. Very cool and awesome friend, boyfriend at this point. You would be sad if u lost him. trust me. Keep him. He mine tho so as a friend :)
by ExtraDemonicPieceOfShit May 4, 2019

"your being such a zachary"
by obama the third May 7, 2020

Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: I was in bed with Hot Zachary😏
Person 1: How did you get him, I wanna do it eith him as well! He’s so cute and hot!
Person 2: I was in bed with Hot Zachary😏
Person 1: How did you get him, I wanna do it eith him as well! He’s so cute and hot!
by ZacharySimp4Ever September 15, 2021
