Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

by Pauleich August 2, 2025

Penis water

A piss, usually only used when drinking with the boys

“Hold that thought, I’ve just gotta pop a penis water right quick”

by DolphinRapist June 16, 2023

Tokyo Tap Water

an excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement or irrational behavior.

Jake: My gosh Ric what was wrong with you this morning. You yelled at me for eating my Cheerios too loudly and kicked the dog on you way out the door.

Ric : I'm not sure what came over me this morning. Someone must have slipped me some Tokyo Tap Water at the restaurant last night, but I'm cool now.

by DaKineRT April 10, 2011

parnay water

urine, piss water

Steve drank out of that can you pissed in, he thought it tasted like beer but spat it out once I told him it was your parnay water!

by ic0nic January 14, 2010

still water

Those who know 💀

Person 1: What is this?

Person 2: Water.
Person 1: Now what is it?
Person 2: It's still water.

Those who know 💀💀

by colezy12 November 25, 2024

dog water

when your dog water it means ur literally ass at the game or thing your doing

ur dog water get boxed like a fish

by unknownbuturdogwater January 17, 2021

water tummy

When you drink too much water because you're high and your stomach hurts.

Man, that weed made me thirsty and I drank too much and now I have water tummy.

by Muckdawg24 January 6, 2021