hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

There's more tacos to eat.

There are more important and pressing matters at hand.

I won't worry about the rain tomorrow, there's more tacos to eat.

by Qwepta March 29, 2022

taco bellian

Derogatory term for Mexicans

That Mexican over there is a taco bellian and speaks Taco Bell language.

by GhostyWoof April 24, 2023

Portland Taco

The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.

I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.

by viagratriangle45 August 29, 2014

Chaco Taco

When you take a shit, put a popcicle stick through it and freeze it. When it is frozen, you put a condom on it and fuck yourself with it.

I'm so fucking horny, I'm going to give myself a chaco taco when I get home.

by ZYDIO March 26, 2021

taco cleanse

To cleanse the buthole with a hard taco

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to taco cleanse

by Chiefsrpoo January 1, 2017

glossy taco

A quick dry top coat. This definition was made by @simplynailogical (Cristine).

Girl 1: Hey your nails are so shiny! How did you do that!?

Girl 2: Oh well I just used a quick dry glossy taco

by LemonDaddy April 18, 2018