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Mexican bean pie

A citizen of New York with Asperger’s
I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite
by Osoboro April 14, 2023
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Mexican Switchblade

A broken beer bottle held in the hand and used like a knife.
Two drunk guys got into a fight in the bar and one them turned his beer bottle into a Mexican switchblade.
by Kongo Kong May 29, 2018
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mexican death roll

a type of flop in soccer where the guy falls on the ground for absolutely no reason.
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Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.
So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.
by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017
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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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Mexican Pizza

The art of farting into someone’s hood of their sweatshirt and then wrapping around their face and head
Eli: what happened with Paige and Adam the other night?

Dalton: you didn’t hear? After Adam was done licking Paige’s sack they got dressed and as Paige wanted food, she had only have 6 meals that day.. Paige was craving Taco Bell so Adam suggested that she put on a hooded sweatshirt since it was cold outside. After she changed he proceeded to fart in her hood and strangle her with it. Adam “ we have Taco Bell at home, here’s your Mexican pizza”
by anonymous July 6, 2025
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Mexican Tittie twister

a Mexican tittie twister is when you twist a girls nipple so hard the skin turns red this a a good move for when your having extreme sex
sorry man did the Mexican tittie twister and nows shes mad cant go out.
by SirManGod February 7, 2021
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