NO PHONE ALEX

always doesnt have a phone cause of his grade. lost to anthony in slapbox. cant win aganist kalani in madden also cant win aganist bryant in mobile games. also supports the gayest team the dallas fraud cowboys and is a bitch

"Your such a no phone alex"

"Dont compare me to no phone alex!"

by nophonealex April 26, 2024

Alex

A girl looking for a female definition but can only find guy names.Normally small and plays video games.She can be very loud but silent at the same time and always plays video games.She typically blows her money on stupid shit and acts like she’s gang affiliated.

Boy1-“ damn did you see Alex today”
Boy2-“hell yea I was lookin at her shoes tho not her”
Boy1-“ima hit and run that bitch”

by Minecraft is a rock October 26, 2019

Alex Cummins monster

Alex Cummins monster

Alex Cummins monster

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

Pulling An Alex

Leaving things, especially school assignments to the very last minute

It's due today, oh he's pulling an Alex.

by CYNICAL106 June 15, 2023

Alex

Alex is a good person, but is stupid. He has humour, but it all comes from titok and the internet. Like, his personality is just all memes and he doesn't understand anything if it isn't from the internet. He smells, is that on guy that you might hang out with because your friends do. But all in all, not a bad guy if you like memes and constantly smelling onions and wet dog.

''EW, it that... smelly socks i smell?''
" nope, just alex. see, he's down the hall."

by Baby shark dodododododo April 30, 2022

Alex

A sexy MF with a big shlomi

Alex: I love shreck

Me: Oh yes

by Yeah it’s not a good idea December 12, 2021

Alex Dimicco

An absolute psycho of the Australian variety. He absolutely adores American psycho and literally hates women. He is based, and red pilled. He is completely desensitized to real violence and a closeted incel. He speaks frequently about how he wants to/has murdered his co-workers at his full time job at McDonalds although he of course hasn't. He is distraught from his past relationship and has a tendency to sink to the bottom of his pool and stare at the stars to relive the golden days of his "relationship".

Friend 1: Did you see Alex Dimicco yesterday at Friend 3's party?
Friend 2: Yeah he had femoids buzzing in his ear.
Friend 1: Based.

by AmongUsIsMyFavouriteGame January 20, 2022