a bitch slap for a bitch
by that___________hoe April 24, 2020
After having sex with a partner with a condom, poke holes in the tip and slap your friend across the face, this completing the slippery sleeve slap
by Krillbait March 28, 2021
by Acosta32 November 12, 2017
Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.
-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
by Someone who misses their balls September 16, 2015
A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.
"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
by matfremay2015 December 09, 2018
The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.
by SM130definition April 19, 2011
by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019