Friend: Hey lets go get some icecream with the gang!
Me: sure! i camt miss
A girl: Hello! could you walk me home, im scared of the dark..
me: Sorry guys, i gotta help this girl....
friends: YOU SIMP.
Me: sure! i camt miss
A girl: Hello! could you walk me home, im scared of the dark..
me: Sorry guys, i gotta help this girl....
friends: YOU SIMP.
by T0ky0_Err0r December 2, 2021
Get the Simp mug.Kou is a simp for mitsuba. He falls for mitsuba yet can’t have sex with him because they’re both 14.
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(Two characters from an anime- Hanako Kun toilet bound)
“Mitsuba-kun! I-...I am a simp for you! Please be very gay with me and show we’re both straight so no one thinks we’re dating!”
by Rainbow toffee March 3, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A guy in desperate need of sum puss. Generally a guy who wants to tell a girl he likes her, but instead he just watches other, most likely “cool” guys bang dat shawty. Most commonly, a guy named Andrew
-wassup Andrew, u asked her out on prom yet?
-No I’ma speak wiz her after. I will definitely feel more confident by then...
-Omg you a simp
-No I’ma speak wiz her after. I will definitely feel more confident by then...
-Omg you a simp
by DatBoyPlayboy July 29, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A Simp is bad guy, someone devoid of morals ethics, someone who likes murderers.
Originated from OJ Simp-son, who allegedly murdered 2 people.
Simp is not short for Sympathetic, putting your girlfriend above your mates does not make you a bad guy.
Originated from OJ Simp-son, who allegedly murdered 2 people.
Simp is not short for Sympathetic, putting your girlfriend above your mates does not make you a bad guy.
by MaxLevelWarlock May 19, 2023
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