May 19th

National send a tik tok to your ex-girlfriend day.

Hey it’s May 19th, did you send a tok to your ex?

by noooeus May 18, 2023

May 1st incident

To masterbate to completion on a Livestream without realizing the camera is on.

This is a reference to the time a streamer named DSPGAMING accidentally streamed his pre-stream jerk session. The event occurred on May first 2016 earning it the name the incident of May first.

Hey, did you see that Richard had a May 1st Incident yesterday?

by Review Phil USA February 26, 2023

may 3rd

curtis appreciation day, beat each other with rolling pins

dude; may 3rd
dude 2; no pls

by lemonfather May 1, 2022

May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021

May 21

National Hug your crush or sit on their lap day

Hey its may 21, you know what that means

by WillyB May 20, 2024

May 21st

May 21st is the birthday of very beautiful, strong, independent women.

The ones born on May 21st are the sweetest people you’ll know.

Person 1: “It’s May 21st! , It’s Taryn’s birthday!”
Person 2: “I’m so lucky to have Taryn as a friend, she’s very sweet:)”

by Emorus xO May 21, 2023

14th, May

It's day that coolest, smartest and sexiest Baganaa-san's bornday. His existing itself is a blessing to mankind.

Do you know who else is born in 14th, May with Baganaa? Mark Zuckerberg.

by Nuunee May 13, 2023