i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

by coolwill February 3, 2025

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May 28

National Prank Your Nigga Day. Today is the day to scare the shit out of your boyfriend with a hilarious joke!!

Me: “i’m sorry baby i cheated on you at that party last night but i was drunk i promise it didn’t mean anything”
Bf: “are you kidding me??”
Me: “lol yes it’s may 28th!”

by coolcat701 May 28, 2024

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Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

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May 9th

Jordan perez gets treatment from ellie hain

girl: when’s your your birthday

Boy: May 9th

boy gets treatment

by slide god January 24, 2023

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May 24th

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day!

Person #1: What are you having for dinner
Person #2: Uhh, it's May 24th, so I'm having rigatoni pasta

by Cam.tm May 19, 2021

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MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.

OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!

by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024

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