you are sex

this can be used when someone is incredible attractive and you find them just really hot and sexy

"I love you babe, you are sex!"

by LIL90 February 26, 2008

Ear Sex

1. Sticking your Penis in one's ear.
2. Rubbing your ear lobe on one's penis.

Kenfield likes to have Ear Sex.

by N/A October 27, 2003

pug sex

When a small mexican boy plugs the anal cavity of a chinese pug causing its eyes to pop out even further.

Holy pugnuts! Look at that mexican boy seve plug that pugs ass with such perfection! He must do this all the time! That's some intense pug sex

by dr.nutfuck October 31, 2009

sex knight

a person who shouldn't be fucked with, and has a knack for being amazing at life.

Wow, he just ran the 100 in 10.5 seconds!!

What a sex knight!

by sex knighttttt March 29, 2008

sex tag

Sex Tag is a game that is played between 2 people who are so wildly attracted to each other sexually, but for extenuating circumstances, do not have consistent access to each other's naughty bits. Player " 1 " is it, & attempts incessantly to " TAG " A.K.A ~ fuck ; player "2". There is never a loser in this game.

He said he was still IT in our game of sex tag so I ditched my meeting and we had a wild nooner in the park. He left with a kiss & said " your it ". I think I like this game.

by Saint of Circumstance October 15, 2013

sex ratio

a ratio used to determine approximately how many days a week your partner expects to have sex- see example below...

joe: So Gina, how many days a week do you expect to have sex?
Gina: I'd say about 3 days a week...
joe: Right, so your sex ratio is 3:7
Gina: What?

by Wrath of kleptos October 22, 2008

sex doll

An inflatable doll usually made of plastic. They are much used by people who have bad personal hygeine, and ugly-looking people, that cannot get a female companion for love nor money.

Clinically depressed man explaining to his social worker why he is so sexually frustrated:
I owned a sex doll once, it cost a fortune, but it felt just like how I imagined the real thing would feel. Then I got carried away and during a particularly torrid night of passion I gave her a love bite on the neck. I never saw her again as she just farted real loud and flew straight out of the window. I cant afford another.

by dick the perv January 31, 2008