ask your mother

What your father will innevitably say when you beg for something, especially since your mother is the one that will most certainly say no.

Son: Ho, Dad, can I take the car for bit? I'm gonna hang around town with some friends, we need a ride.

Father: Ask your mother.

by Kiersten Gall February 18, 2009

Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.

Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.

by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008

get your swole on

get buff, work out, flex your muscles

You've been at the gym, I can tell. Look at you, get your swole on!

by maryquitecontrary January 14, 2009

kill your face

1:)Process of destroying ones facial area(ie collective of sensory organs otherwise known as face).

2:)Putting a stop to the overwhelming use of makeup and other facial products creating a synthetic plastic look.

3:)Act of picking ones face while high on crystal meth.

1:) Kill your face with a vodka bottle pimp slap.

2:) Kill your face with caustic spray.

3:) Visiting Yahoo OMG! and having the computer explode in your face.

by FaceKiller Deadlips January 28, 2009

spread your ass

a common idiom among pornstars
open your ass,show us your ass

bree olson:Oh yeah keep fucking me faster
Jhon strong:spread your ass baby

by Bree_olson December 18, 2012

Doin' Your Mom

Famous song produced by noughties' rap band Fatty Spins.

Lyrics: Doin' your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

by Matress1230 November 11, 2020

Losing your virginity

Fucking the shit out of some bitch you love
If u ain’t love em dont count

I popped that bitch open like a can
Losing your virginity

by RachelCarboneSucksDogsToes November 13, 2019