yern day

The day we yern people (community service)(stick fingas up bum)

YERN UP BUM ….. AHHHH

Yern day

by The Yern King October 7, 2021

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Kara's day

You must do exactly what Kara tells you to do at the day of October 27th and become her slave.

Kara: Do the sussy amogus dance.

Karma: Why should I? you bitch.

Kara: It's Kara's day, you have to.

Karma: Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. Fine. Whatever.

Karma:*Does the sussy amogus dance*.

by Not a Kara 100% smiley face September 29, 2021

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Fetus day

This is the day we celebrate fetus's existing. It is celebrated every month on the 3rd

Person a; "hey what day is it?"

Person b; "insert any month 3rd, also known as national fetus day!"

by Fruityygilda June 3, 2021

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ZONUT DAY

On November 1st we will be nice to the Zonuts and Zoe! (Even if u hate them!) because of all the hate they’re getting

Zonuts: “what day is today?” “Zonut day”

by jessiestanszoe🕸🎀🦇 August 15, 2021

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when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.

i just had a dream that I had the "greatest day"

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

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Jasmine Day

If you have a jasmine day, you are the luckiest person alive. having a jasmine day in your life is an extremely important thing, as a jasmine day will make you feel, happy, safe, and cared for. a jasmine day will comfort you in any time of need, even if the jasmine day is sad, she will always put your happiness first, and if she cannot do that, she will try her hardest until you feel the slightest bit of comfort. jasmine day is considered a literal godess as people stare at her in literal awe, people oftenly get jealous of the jasmine or you, if you have her as a friend, or lover. if she is considered a lover, she will love you to infinity and back. she will never get bored of you, and she will care for you until there is nothing to care about anymore. the jasmine is beautiful, looks better than a supermodel, and the better thing is she dosent wear makeup, so she dosent need to think she is ugly without her makeup on, because there is none. jasmine day is respectfully the most amazing, funny, awesome, adorable and protective, is there someone bothering you? Jasmine will be on it in no time. everyone loves a jasmine with them. she is absolutely amazing.

Jasmine Day is so supportive, i want to be with her forever!

by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022

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