goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

by GoonPisser April 26, 2024

pissed-posting

pissed posting - the act of posting on social media whilst intoxicated and making an ass of yourself; posting on social media whilst out on the piss

Shaun is pissed-posting again after fifteen shots down at his local.

by BaconDink168 November 22, 2025

National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020

Piss Chillin

When you’re vibing so hard that you are in a state of tranquility that one might be in while pissing

I am actually sick, just not with COVID so I am piss chillin at home

by holdzthemayo October 16, 2021

Piss-Face

A term of endearment between people in love- meaning "I'm royally pissed at you, but I still love you as much as I ever did and everything is going to be OK."

"You know what? NO, I'm not sorry, piss-face!"
"Babe, please talk to me. Are we just piss-face right now?" "...yes... piss-face"

by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018

Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.

Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry

by canatex December 20, 2021

Piss boiler

When something infuriates you so much, your hatred and fury collects in to heat energy to make your piss boil

"This is a legit piss boiler"
"what do you mean by that"
"This"
"what the fuck ron our floor is melting"

by dumbass of the moon November 26, 2022