Golden Parking Spot

When you get into a really bad neighborhood at night, and you find an open parking spot under a street light. (Cars parked under streetlights are less likely to be robbed, vandalized, or donut forked (See Donut Forking)

I Got so lucky last night when I went to a party, I found a Golden Parking Spot!

by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015

ox park

In finance and economics this term is used to allude to small savers, who due to their very little finanacial literacy expose themselves to the risk of investing in junk bonds or cryptocurrencies and lose a great chunk of their savings. So, like oxen that are gonna be slaughtered. In the movie "Trading places" (starring Eddie Murphy) there is an ox park scene at the end of the movie where everyone does just like the others (illiterate in terms of finance) do and loses money basically. It describes a herd of cattle on the range unaware they're going to be slaughtered.

Ox park has lost dough by investing in Bitcoin and in Venezuela and Greece government bonds

by Oklahoma10 March 18, 2019

Juliana Park

One's brightest star in the middle of the night, or the darkest spot in the day. A Juliana will make your day or be the one to ruin it; however, you should cherish her because you won't meet someone like her ever again.

Omg! I met Juliana Park the other day, she is so nice.

I was having troubles last night but Juliana Park helped me get through it. She is such a great friend.

by Iloveeveryoneequally November 21, 2021

Drastic Park

A try-hard. A Wannabe.

Oh, you see that guy singing. He tries to be like Tom.
He is such a Drastic Park!

by Oh, shucks! February 15, 2021

parked

meaning very sleep deprived

"Bro I'm so parked right now, I had so much homework to finish"

by hikai555 August 2, 2024

pack at the park

Smoking tree feathers.

I'm going to mudman for breakfast Sammie and shake then eat it and pack at the park.

by PhilTheMan June 6, 2023

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2013