Brown Clown

A mischievous prank In which one shits in a towel and throws it into the victim's dryer on the high heat setting. The dried shit-towel will have the appearance of a brown faced clown having used it to wipe the brown face paint off, and the odor will be horrendous

Julie was unimpressed with my collection of memes. So, I sought out my revenge by shitting in her Egyptian cotton towels, threw it in her dyer, and set it on sanitize. Enjoy the brown clown, Julie. You old bitch.

by B-Muff October 19, 2017

Dellan Brown

Krystel Rolle's Boyfriend - which means he's totally awesome!!!
Tall, Dark and Sexy!

Girl 1: OMG that has to be a Dellan Brown!
Girl 2: Obviously because that's a Krystel Rolle next to him!
both girls: They're gorgeous!!!

by KK28 November 22, 2011

brown run

Quite simply, a 'Brown Run' describes the hurried scurry to find the nearest Khazi when one feels ‘under pressure’ and is quickly realising that one should really have shat earlier, indeed much earlier !

"Just got back from skiing holiday, no bloody snow on the black run! I did the blue run tho, anywayz, I've just travelled 300mile down from Newcastle, I'm off for a Brown Run!"

by Zerlina Pablos January 27, 2007

Brown Smoke

The act of blowing any kind of smoke to the anus of another human-being and then having them fart it into your mouth.

Friend 1 : You want want that brown smoke?

Friend 2 : I'd love some brown smoke!

by iDrinkBeer November 8, 2020

brown meef

A man's feces-covered penis after anal sex. Applies to heterosexual and homosexual relations.

Great fuck, but he totally licked me clean after. Who knew he was into brown meef?

by Brian Slade August 2, 2011

Brown Fluff

the brown bit's of turd mixed with fine fragments of toilet tissue that get left behind on the back of your toilet seat when you cannot be bothered to clean it.

got brown fluff?take two bottles of cleaner into the bathroom?? No! i just wipe my butt and go.

by addynmaddy December 14, 2012

alyssa brown

That really mysterious girl that you think you knew but turns out everything you ever knew was a lie.
Now she works for a government agency and has 17 different identities...

What do you think of that girl over there?
I think she could be another alyssa brown

by MacGyver likes to party May 30, 2018