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A bean can be used to describe someone in a loving, weirdly romantic way for nerds/freaks that read too much fanfic and have no friends.

It can also be used to describe someone that simply looks like a bean. This person is also usually asexual with a bean shaped head, and just the overall non-literal but hilarious appearance of a bean. It tends to be a nickname.

Bean can also be sexual meaning the clitorus. It depends on your dirty little mind.

There is also the more specific meaning like baked beans or green beans. But I'm sure you don't care about them when you're looking on urban dictionary do you darlin?
Where's my bean at? YO CIARAN!

Naw, I love my smol beautiful bean {everyone pukes}.
BEAN by Turnip Potter June 24, 2017
A bean is a personwho is one of a kind. They are quiet when you first me them but turn out to be the most amazing person ever. No one is like them. Even though they might misspell a lot of words. They know how to make your day. They are the best boyfriend ever. No one can ever be there for you more. You will love them forever no matter what
Bean by Unicornzzzzz July 3, 2017
TOUCH BEAN AND YOU DIE
Bean by Mr derpy derp face April 23, 2018
Curly haired Portuguese guy named Bruno
Man Bruno is being such a freaking Bean Jew
bean jew by Bean jewy January 6, 2018
Deshawn: AYO PEEP MY NIGGA MIKE THIS NIGGA GOT THE BEAN
Bean by Yaaaboydarshawwwn January 24, 2018

bean job 

a bean job is a like a hand job but with beans
bean job by flatfish87 May 11, 2018