When you're tight with your homie
by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021
Get the two cheeks on a buttmug. If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating
Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"
Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."
Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"
Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."
Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."
Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"
Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."
Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
by btcterms March 29, 2023
Get the Two-Inch Rulemug. .
by Ezcemaja March 8, 2025
Get the 《¤》Two《¤》Hijacked《¤》Packs《¤》Of《¤》Paprika《¤》mug. A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
Get the Two plate disastermug. by thatsqeqweqew December 29, 2020
Get the That's two down motherfucker!mug. 
A person who is a total liability to their team, causing harm by stealing, sabotaging, and contributing nothing of value.
Jake kept taking supplies for himself, ignored the team's strategy, and even helped the opponents—he's A Two Time.
by Ghost64Swag February 12, 2025
Get the A Two Timemug.