piss wipe

A piss wipe is a reference used to describe an annoying, crusty, stale, moist, pasty and ronnie person.

you are such a piss wipe.

by Zea & Chloe September 25, 2021

insurance piss

When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.

Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'

Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

Your pissing me off

YOUR PISSING ME OFF LIKE BRUH WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SHOULNT OFFEND YOU AMY, YOU KNOW IM IN A MOOD AND U KEEP PUSHING ME TO MY LIMITS!!! LIKE WHEN I SAY IT HOW COME IT OFFENS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN OFFENDING ME LIKE BURH, have a good day <33333

me: Your pissing me off.
person: wow thanks

by Athiebear October 4, 2020

Hot piss salad

After filling your sex partner's ass with piss, they spray it in your face while you toss the salad.

She kept saying "hot piss salad" to the tune of "zoot suit riot" and I was not ready for the night she had prepared for me.

by Nigel tallywhacker May 20, 2023

piss

a luxurious and expensive substance, seen as a delicacy in many countries.

"dude can you clean up all this piss? i know you where the one to piss here. fuck thats it, be out by saturday or ill call the cops, ill get your stuff."

by Yeetybois69 September 14, 2023

piss job

When a man pees a stream onto a woman's clit.

Doctor: So have you had any strange activities that may have caused this uti? Not peeing after sex?
Woman: Well I did let a man give me a piss job... Maybe that was it.

by slimeunicorn69 July 11, 2025

Piss chungus

Piss chungus is an insult that means " you smell like dead fish "

" Hey Amy, Casper called me a piss chungus yesterday what does that mean? " " It means he thinks you smell like a dead fish, dude. "

by C4SP3R_SPR1T3 March 4, 2023