Piss Fart

It happens when you're taking a piss and a little air bubble slips out your asshole.

Person 1: "Dude, what was that sound while you were pissing?"
Person 2: "It's called a Piss Fart."

by awhbunii January 28, 2024

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Off Pissing

When the word "Pissed Off" just doesn't sound right say "Off Pissing" and thats the solution to this problem.

I was out in the field "Off Pissing"

The story about the Japanese woman not giving you a happy ending is very "Off Pissing"

by DrippzErotic January 29, 2024

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piss missile

A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal

Person 1: Did you see the goal Aaron scored?
Person 2: Yeah, absolute piss missile

by hodenkitzler71 February 4, 2024

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swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

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