Cream of the nut

Better name for the deliciousness that is peanut butter.

"Yoo I had a great cream of the nut sandwich with some strawberry jelly. Really hit the spot."

by nutterbetter33 December 2, 2018

empty nut

When you nut, but don't care. It's almost like you didn't nut at all.

I'm so tired, I don't even care to masturbate. It will just be an empty nut.

by goyo April 18, 2018

Nut puddle

Puddle of nut

Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”

Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”

Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”

by @jackeyd112233 October 17, 2018

Nut Rope

The term used for your vas deferens when you are unaware of the actual name.

Little Johnny believed that his neighbor was flying until he grew up and found out that he hung himself with his Nut Rope.

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B October 18, 2018

nut brush

When you nut in a girls mouth and she uses your dick to brush the cum on her teeth

After I finished fucking her, I nutted in her mouth and she started nut brushing me.

by S.A.I (Stupid Ass Indian) October 30, 2018

On my nuts

When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.

Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.

by Joan Vu October 31, 2018

Numb Nut

a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.

We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.

by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019