may 5th

the day you gotta let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022

May 3rd or 4th

The deciding date when an individual is unsure when and where their birthday party is happening. Commonly associated with WhatsApp group chats with up to 25 members, an infinite amount of polls and mass confusion.

« Is the birthday happening May 3rd or 4th

« I have no fucking clue at this point »

by John Fartston April 19, 2025

May 11

National fingering day

Me:lemme do something rq
Girl: go ahead

Me: * go crzy
Girl: why’d u do that??
Me: It’s May 11

by Donny2Hotty May 11, 2024

Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.

Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!

by Göbert August 13, 2025

May 27

Its international Jonathans birthday today. All Jonathans are having a second birthday today unless their birthday is today.

Girl 1: Why is he so happy
Girl 2: cause its May 27 international Jonathans birthday Day today

by Jontish November 12, 2019

Lee may

A price of shit, pretty annoying , gay, disgusting, disturbing and I hope you search this uppppppp

(Priory)

Lee may if this is you u would know

This (THE PRIORY)

by Śàvè January 29, 2020