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flap jacks

extremely loose genitals that flap around every direction.
dude: wow, you got flap jacks

chick: i had 4 kids, and 2 of them were fat ass babys, what do you expect

dude:(silence).....
by abogie June 21, 2011
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Jack Over

Simular to a hang over; it is the morning after feeling one gets from being Jacked up all night on either Coke (Cocaine) or Meth.
Seriously, We got an Eight Ball and partied away all night. Then went out on a whisky bindge. I have such a Jack Over today!
by Red Rhino May 17, 2006
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jacked down

When a liquid, height or any sort of amount is dramatically reduced. Typically used in an Xtreme, or passionate manner of speech. In such a manner one might say "jacked up" but since the instance is referring to a lessening of amount "jacked down" is used (ant. jacked up.)(syn.lowered)
Dave: "Dude. M2 Dew Xtreme is some B2W (balls to the wall) shit. I slammed a 2 liter this morning nude surfsailing Satan's Chasm, but now this afternoon my blood sugar is jacked up."

Shane: "So your blood sugar is high then? It should be low."

Dave: "Ya, dude. I meant 'jacked down' (Dave winks at Urban Dictionary and reapplies zinc oxide to nose)".

Shane: "Noob."

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Did you see the Governator speak at graduation? He looked so jacked down in person.
by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006
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Potato Jack

An obese retarded man who likes playing on discord with people.
A potato jack is very carnivorous when angry. It will eat its own species when angry or hungry.
Another species known as zorik hates these obese things and runs away from them on sight.
If you encounter a potato jack, view from a distance. these things can be aggressive. Fortunately there is only 1 left of this species.
Zorik: ITS AN OBESE POTATO JACK RUN
Man 1: IT WILL EAT US ALL RUN AWAY QUICK
Man 2: man that thing looks retarded
by Zorik October 20, 2017
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Happy Jack

when smoking a joint put a mint breath strip on your tongue so that you can taste winter in your mouth
guy1: Dude, i totally smoked a Happy Jack
guy2: no way, how was it
guy1: it was like winter in my mouth
by The Stale Cow July 24, 2011
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Captain Jack's

An liquor store located in the Bismarck and Mandan area's in North Dakota.
Let's go down to Captain Jack's and get some booze.
by Moonshiner1269 December 9, 2008
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Jack Whitehall

HES FUCKING HILARIOUS
BEST COMEDIAN EVER
IN FRESH MEAT AS JP
FINALIST IN "SO YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY"
"WHOS THE BEST COMEDIAN EVER?"
"JACK WHITEHALL OBV"
"OBV...."
by Eva Vickers January 1, 2012
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