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The internet

An amazing tool that seems great at first, but just ends up making your life worse and worse and worse as time goes on
Person 1: Why are you so grumpy today?
Person 2: Some guy on the internet said that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened and that birds aren't real
by Heiloloheimir March 24, 2022
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FUCKING INTERNET MAN!

When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy
Spack No.3: *Loses a Warzone gulag* Also Spack No.3: "FUCKING INTERNET MAN!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
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ITD (Internal redacted department)

the most corrupt department in scp corrupt roleplay. they banned every single 3rd overseer because BIAS. SO corrupt.
Bro did you hear about the ITD (Internal redacted department)? They're so corrupt.
by Transformersthesky April 24, 2022
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Flash Internet

The year is 2013. You hop on the internet to search for: “car game free”. And you click on a website called: “coolmathgames”. You instantly become addicted to the games on the website. Fast forward a couple years when you get your chrome books at school, then EVERYBODY starts playing coolmath. Schools banned the website, flash was eliminated, and you can’t play any flash games. Mini clip was a great one, but you soon realize that’s not working either. You go on your phone and search for a game to play. You download a game called “Roblox” and it starts all over again...
Zack: “Let’s play Duck Life at lunch!”
Dylan: “Why does it say it’s blocked?”

Courtney: “I wanna play Anagram Magic but I can’t find it anymore!”
Kaden: “Me neither, hey why does it say something about flash?”

XxIts_ZackxX: “Let’s play Jailbreak!”
Courtney: “What’s jailbreak? What game is that?”

XxIts_ZackxX: “remember coolmath on the flash internet?”
Kawaii_Courtneyyy: “LMAO what?..”
by clownssss May 6, 2022
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Person 1: Do you know the school 'American International School of Bamako'?
Person 2: Yes! its a school, yolo
by urmomishotaf3746 May 9, 2022
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Joy International School

Hell but worse. WE CANT FOCUS WITH A 5 MINUTE LONG RECESS AND A SHIT TON OF HOMEWORK EVERYDAY!!!
Greg : What school do you go to?
Chris : Joy International School, aka the worst school ever.
by TheRainOnCorneliaSt. May 16, 2022
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The internet

What now controls our lives, a gigantic plain where you can find everything and experience everything at the same time, where every single emotion can be felt at every minute, a place, where you cannot process emotions, it does not matter if you discover that your favorite celebrity is dead, you will find a meme a minute later and laugh, a place, where apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A place where you can do anything, look for people you like, watch cooking videos, laugh at apology videos, search for "." in the youtube bar, watching questionable videos, harassing a girl, going to the dark web, buying drugs, guns and a bomb, everything, all of the time.
by Think of a name May 22, 2022
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