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chocolate pretzel

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face
Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!
by AGBurton October 3, 2008
mugGet the chocolate pretzelmug.

chocolate ball cheerleader

I love going down on my man, especially after a stomach bug. He is a real chocolate ball cheerleader - adds that little extra!
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
mugGet the chocolate ball cheerleadermug.

Chocolate Covered Cherry

When you give anal to a virgin then pop her cherry.
"Lost my virginity last night. We did anal first, so now I have a chocolate covered cherry.
by hocicito September 7, 2017
mugGet the Chocolate Covered Cherrymug.

Chocolate marshmallow

Bro1: you know that girl?
Bro2: yeah what about her?
Bro1: she gave me a chocolate marshmallow.

Bro2: that's nasty bootygasm Netflix and chill
by aGoatinaOverCoat August 21, 2016
mugGet the Chocolate marshmallowmug.

Chocolate George

1.The act of having anal, vaginal, and oral sex all in one go-around. In that order.
2.Possibly the worst way to do all three types of sex at once.
Jenny got angry with her boyfriend after he failed to mention his plan of executing the Chocolate George last night.
by Thatoneguy56 November 7, 2012
mugGet the Chocolate Georgemug.

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
mugGet the Santa's Chocolate Fudgemug.

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

When a bogan tourist gets travelers diarrhea and shits everywhere, and it's explosive and nasty as fuck.
I've heard the Chocolate Thunder from Down Under gets so bad in Bali the janitors have to call in the hazmat team.
by jims gooning August 1, 2025
mugGet the Chocolate Thunder From Down Undermug.

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