BANANA WHORE

A person with a bad disorder of the "banana fetish." All day this person will walk around in a bright yellow banana suit. (It's very rare to find a green one, "due to the sun") They have secret "gang meetings" with their other fellow Bananaist's. (Almost like the bloodz and the cripz) They have very big rivarlys with the applemen.

Lisa: look at that BANANA WHORE.
Ira: NO WAY!
Bananaist: Apple men attackkkk!

by showbaby May 18, 2008

Flannel Whore

n. a person who desires and covets many flannel shirts.

Levi: I don't want to go shopping with you, especially if we are going to Sears.

Angela: Why not?

Levi: You're such a flannel whore!

by Angelevi October 9, 2009

Dairy Whore

Someone who whorded all the dairy products in your house/store.

My sister drank the entire gallon of milk. That stupid little Dairy Whore!

by Milk Monkey June 9, 2005

post whore

someone who posts on every thread out of boredom or as an attempt to feel a sense of belonging.

The nerd posted 1000 messages a day to the forum. The nerd was a true post whore.

by decepticon September 29, 2003

internet whore

Usually a "scenester"
Also generally either
*overweight
*acne ridden
*mind numbingly stupid
Takes many many pictures to post on myspace, all of which are from above, looking down, high contrast to disguise their bad complexion

"lyke, omg, evryone l00k at my new pix!11"

"baby u are teh sexxx!!! lol"

by the honest truth August 7, 2005

cringefail whore

Somebody who makes a harmless fool of themselves often and is endearing for it, while also being extremely whorish in their demeanor (this is especially the case if they are not often successful in their romantic endeavors).

"Look at them fail to flirt, they are such a cringefail whore."

by potatobag January 6, 2023

Shoe Whore

A woman (or man..) who resorts to buying shoes for sexual pleasure, becoming gradually addicted until the floor of the wardrobe cannot be seen under the waves of shoes...

May also resort to buying shoes to wear on hands and ears.

"Just these please" (lifts up 6 pairs of shoes)

"I'm sorry madam, I am going to have to refer you to a Psychotherapist, you're clearly a Shoe Whore"

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Outside Store

"OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT FREAKIN' SHOE WHORE!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA SHOOOEEE WHHOOORRRE!!!"

(embarrassed shoe buyer bursts into tears and rubs shoes for comfort)

by randomflapjack March 23, 2008