National Appreciate Morons Day

On this day, you are to appreciate any moron you care dearly and make sure they know they are retarded but also cared about

Caleb: "You know you're a moron right?"
Cynthia: "Hey thats mean"
Caleb: "But you're my moron and ily <3"
Cynthia: "Why are you like this?"
Caleb: "Because its National Appreciate Morons Day!"
Cynthia: "You're an idiot smh"

by Z-e-R-o April 11, 2019

National tit squeeze day

On may 31 feel free to grab anyone who will not call the cops tits

Today is national tit squeeze day grab my tits

by kinky loser May 28, 2018

National Stan Smith day

National Stan Smith day , is where everyone wears their Stan smith shoes to honor the amazing person and the amazing idea

Becky : Omg I love your Stan smiths

Jaquan : thanks , I got new ones for national Stan Smith day .

by Jessielocker April 16, 2019

National middle child day

On august 12th, you should appreciate the middle child and be nice to them

hey kiddo make sure you’re you be nice your to your first younger brother for national middle child day!

by jaylynndabest August 12, 2022

National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021

National Adopt a pet Day

On this day you HAVE TO adopt a animal

1:Hey do you what day it is?
2: no what day is it?
1:it’s national adopt a pet day!
2: oh cool I’m going to go adopt my very first pet

by Bestselling October 20, 2019

National Slap Lincoln Day

May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class

Both guys: let's get em.

by Ava_The_Cado March 11, 2020