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bendin the rules

Being excessive, like stunning on em with the fresh and clean of all stuffs( can be clothing's, jewel or phones 2).
A: Yo I just got the iPhone 9 s plus
B: Dayuuuuum, the 9 s plus, you bendin the rules right now.
by dogger41 February 6, 2017
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Rule 1188

Rule 1188 states "only vultures 2 glaze allowed" meaning you can only glaze the Album vultures 2 by music group ¥$
For example

Joe: Drake is the best artist ever

Mike: Don't forget rule 1188
by YeForever October 19, 2025
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Breakfast Rule

This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.

If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.
"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."

"Did they keep going?"

"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"
by EggsandBacon October 10, 2012
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Rules for thee but not for me

Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.
A and B: *Pushes C*

C: *Pushes in self-defense*

A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"

B: "Yeah! Moron!"

C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"

A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"

B: "Haha n00b!"

C: "Rules for thee but not for me."

(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
by Silicosis9324 May 12, 2024
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Rule 34

a disgusting spam that ruined all of great communities
by Anonymous45314561 August 29, 2022
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BowieD rule 34

This rule states that any person under the same nickname or similar nickname to 'BowieD' really exist in this world. These people are meant to serve as NPCs under the rule 34 in the society.
Why is he acting so weird? That's because his nickname is BowieD and he's forced to do the BowieD rule 34.
by LocoCZ February 21, 2023
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road rules

God dang tree loving hippies that made this bullshit up so as their precious tree's dont get smashed in half by some crazy drunk driver.
Swedish (hippies) couple traving in the desert with 1 tree in sight. So they drove straight into it, out of ignorance to get the road speed limit reduced at the sacrafice of 1 tree to save many more
by "Ben"© July 16, 2003
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