Rule 43

If it exists, there's porn of it, and if it doesn't exist, there's still porn of it

Rule 43

by Inni84 February 1, 2024

Rule 34

Rule 34 is an internet fanart of pornography

“I saw that one Minecraft YouTuber dream on rule 34

by not1day February 13, 2021

48 Hour Rule

The rule for the amount of time sperm can stay alive in a person's mouth after oral sex.

Dana: Hi, Katherine, mind if I take a sip of your coke?
Katherine: Are you 48 hour rule safe?
Dana: Yep!

by futureactiveparticiple July 4, 2017

Rule 34

Something that everyone hates but is never taken down

rule 34 is messed up

by some guy who uses the Internet October 7, 2021

rule of kewl

If something is kewl, it shall be overused

Dan: that new song is so good
Me: rule of kewl

Dan: Wtf?
Me: it’s gonna get overplayed

by #s r = 2 letters July 17, 2019

Rule 34

The accumulation of sexual images of fictional characters, mostly furry porn, with a dark and twisted temptation, this vat of literal and figurative shit are enough to break a man with a will of vibranium

James: “Have you ever wanted foot fetish and scat in the same image?”

Dave: “No what kind of psychopa-“

Jacob: “Then Rule 34 is for you”

Dave: “How did you even get in my house???”

Jason: *puts his finger up to Dave’s mouth and shoves it in* “shush now” *forces him to look at said pornographic content*

Dave tries to scream, but it’s too late, he’s too far gone now

by Duckish July 26, 2021

The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.

If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.

by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022