J-5

A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral
Person1: Yo thats jojoliciously jotaro jojo the 5th!
Person2:That’s way too long just call him J-5
by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020
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J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.
I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.
by Jodow69 October 13, 2020
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mary j blige

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.
person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
by babefest July 17, 2021
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Mary J Blige

There's something about her isn't there.
Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.

Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.
by Snowboy Jr. December 18, 2022
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Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.
Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.
by catheterking June 27, 2020
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Poppy J

The cutest most sexist person on earth
by V aka the girlfriend stealer August 01, 2021
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J. Hugh

An unusually fluffy creature. Usually molds easily to surroundings; social and amiable. in general, kind of a big deal.
see: polar bear
also see: Balto (1995) directed by Simon Wells
where's the J. Hugh population around here?

I would try to find them in packs, unless it's too early. Then there nursing some rest in dens.
by Katrina Kewala February 04, 2010
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