new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.

"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."

by c November 2, 2017

New York Hooper

A sexual act regarding 3 men, 3 basketballs, and a small cardboard box big enough to fit a penis. Often done with men above the age of 40.

Kendra: Oh crap, I think my grandpa was doing the New York Hooper last night.
Delaney: How do you know?
Kendra: There's 3 basketballs and a cardboard box with a hole for a dick.
Delaney: I'm sorry.

by Yo Black-Ass Mom November 6, 2017

new age fag

Someone born in the 2000's who is in turn faggy.

WOW, see that new age fag blasting his music out of his Bluetooth speaker in public? what a loser.

by charliebbean1 February 2, 2017

Upstate New York

Not the city, it is ... the Adirondack Region , the largest publicly protected area in the contiguous United States , the place where New York City get their water, the Finger Lakes region, a place where you can see stars, real ones not fake ones.

Joe: I'm from New York
Dullard: Whats it like in the city?
Joe: Upstate New York

by klobber February 22, 2020

White People New.

When main stream white america finds out something that is new to them and it gets all over the media and becomes so popular even your 80 year old italian Grandmother knows about it.

Twerking has been a dance in jamaican dance-hall parties for many many years. All of a sudden, Miley Virus twerks on the VMA's and now everybody knows about it. Twerking is old it is only white people new.

by soto baggins September 4, 2013

New England Tea

A slang term for pot.

Example and Origin:

Professor: have you ever heard of that New England Tea?
...
Student: Is that a name for weed?
...
Professor: Oh, I mean long island tea.

by Constantly Confused October 2, 2013

Mud on the new Car

When the first time your Fucking a girl after she sucks your cock she leaves a mark on your Johnson.

Guy: MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Girl: Why baby?
Guy: YOU GOT MUD ON THE NEW CAR!!!
Girl: How will she know?
Guy: This mark hurts like fuck. Shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my dick.

by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011